Wednesday, July 8, 2026

5th August: The Constant Wife

 

The Constant Wife

by Somerset Maugham 

 

The Constant Wife, written in 1926, is a comedy whose modern and amusing take on marriage and infidelity gives a quick-witted, alternative view on how to deal with an extramarital affair.

A "sparkling comedy of ill manners" The Constant Wife features the resourceful and charming Constance Middleton, who has long known that her husband had been having an affair with her best friend, Marie-Louise. When the affair is publicly acknowledged, rather than reprimanding or divorcing him, she embraces the opportunity to create an independent life.  

 It must have been quite a startling play at the time! 

 

A new production written by Laura Wade (who wrote Home, I'm Darling) was performed by the RSC in 2025 and their 2026 UK Tour of the play ended in May.

 

https://www.rsc.org.uk/the-constant-wife/

 

 




 

 

Monday, June 22, 2026

8th July: Two Graham Greene Short Plays

 

As we will be a small group this month, we will read 2 short plays by Graham Greene.

 

Yes and No

Yes and No is a short play consisting of a conversation between a fictional, unnamed Play Director and a fictional, unnamed Actor. The Actor's only lines, as the Director discusses the play script, are the words "Yes" or "No". Greene wrote the play following a dream; it was inspired by his observations of interactions between Sir John Gielgud, director, and Sir Ralph Richardson, actor, during rehearsals for the original 1959 production of Greene's The Complaisant Lover

 

For Whom the Bell Chimes

For Whom the Bell Chimes is a three-act comedy farce set in a one-room, studio apartment. Each act starts with the chime of the doorbell and the entrance of a new character and farce in the room. 

 

These two plays have been performed together in the West End - but in the 60s I think!  

 

 

 

Thursday, June 4, 2026

5th August: Improbable Fiction

 

Improbable Fiction is a 2005 play by Alan Ayckbourn, about a writers' circle on the night the chairman, Arnold, seems to wander into the imaginations of the other writers.  It is considered to be one of his lighter plays, and it followed on from his notably bleak Private Fears in Public Places.

Part of the inspiration for Improbable Fiction was reported to be a talk that Alan Ayckbourn once gave to a writers' circle, which he suspected was actually more of a social circle. The title was inspired by a quote from William Shakespeare's Twelfth Night:

"If this were played upon a stage now, I could condemn it as improbable fiction." – Twelfth Night, Act III, scene 4


There are seven characters in the play. They are:

  • Arnold, middle-aged chairman of the Writers' group and writer of instruction manuals
  • Grace, mother of grown-up children, wants to write children's books
  • Jess, a farmer, wants to write period romance novels
  • Vivi, younger woman, busy writing detective novels
  • Brevis, retired headmaster, still writing musicals
  • Clem, young man, writing conspiracy theory science fiction
  • Ilsa, carer for Arnold's mother during Writers' group meetings.

In the second act, all the characters start playing various parts from various stories, apart from a confused Arnold who carries on being himself, whatever role is thrust on him by the story. 

 I hope we're not going to get too confused! 

 

 

Thursday, May 21, 2026

3 June: Dear Parents / Chers Parents

 


Chers Parents / Dear Parents

By Emmanuel et Armelle Patron


 

How would you react if your two closest relatives won the lottery – and shared not a centime with you?  When the Gauthier parents have such a win, the family’s resentments and secrets are revealed with dramatic effect.

 

This is an unofficial English translation of a modern French classic - only written in 2021 and yet already a successful French stage play and (this year) a film.

 

It also happens to be the play I will be directing (in English & French) early next year ...

 


 

Monday, April 13, 2026

6 May: Prima Facie

 

As some of you are aware I've had a pretty bumpy month or two with Mother, but that all comes to an end in a couple of weeks when she will be moving into a care home.

 

I therefore propose a relatively 'easy' play for May.  I recently saw Le Public's version of Prima Facie and it is easily the best play I have ever been to in French! 

 

It is a one person performance, so I will simply divide up the script on the day by the number of people who come along!

 

I don't want to tell you too much about the play.  If you know it, you know.  If you don't, well it's a young, successful lawyer to talks about her career and a career-changing experience.  

 

Originally played by Jodie Comer in London, the play is highly acclaimed, and won theatrical awards for both the play and Comer herself.

 

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Saturday, January 3, 2026

4 March: A Family Affair

had thought that we had read this play, but a thorough search of our records show that I seem to be mistaken!

 

And so I hope you will enjoy it.

 

A Family Affair  

By Agnes Jaoui & Jean-Pierre Bacri

 

 

Henry's mother, brother and sister-in-law turn up to celebrate a birthday. But Henry's missed his brother's crucial television appreance, his mother bought him the most inappropriate present and his younger sister's in trouble with her boss and secret boyfriend. Poor Henry's at the end of his tether. And the party is just getting started. 

 

This play is a translation from the original in French: « Un air de famille » 


 

7 January 2026: Labour of Love

 

Happy New Year Everyone!  I hope you all had a thoroughly enjoyable festive season.

 

I am going to hold over Miracle on 34th Street to next December (please remind me if I forget!) and start the new year with a play of family dramas!  Is this how your Christmas was!! 

 

Huge thanks to Debbie for reminding me that we will be reading Labour of Love by James Graham.  He is a modern author that we have greatly enjoyed in recent years.  The original cast was headed by Martin Freeman and Tamsin Grieg ... so that's a good start!

 

Labour MP David Lyons cares about modernisation and "electability"... his constituency agent, Jean Whittaker cares about principles and her community. Set away from the Westminster bubble in the party's traditional northern heartlands, this is a clash of philosophy, culture and class against the backdrop of the Labour Party over 25 years, as it moves from Kinnock through Blair into Corbyn... and beyond?


 

Friday, November 7, 2025

3 December: Miracle on 34th Street

 

For a little seasonal joy we are going to read the script of the film Miracle on 34th Street.

 

This  1947 American Classic takes place between Thanksgiving and Christmas in New York, and focuses on the effect of a department store Santa who claims to be the real Santa. The film has become a perennial Christmas favorite and was remade in 1994.

 


 


Thursday, October 2, 2025

5 November: Getting On

 For the next two months we are going to read plays about a (different) Labour MP.  The first is set in the 70s, by Alan Bennett, and the second is contemporary by modern playwrite James Graham and takes us through a (very) potted history of U.K. politics in the last 20+ years intertwined with the reality of a constituency office and their internal politics.

Getting On was Alan Bennett's second play, and concerns a disillusioned Member of Parliament, his family, a colleague, and the vicissitudes of their lives. It is a comedy with serious overtones.

The characters expound on their frustrations, their disappointments, their brushes with mortality and their brushes with social norms.

Afterwards Bennett complained that the play had been "clumsily cut without my presence or permission and some small additions made: the jokes were largely left intact while the serious content of the play suffered”, but the text we will read is his original.

The reason for his absence was a clash with the film star Kenneth More, who was playing the central character and who took a dislike to Bennett. "We just did not hit [it] off," More said. It is reported that: "Trouble brewed from the beginning, when More refused to say certain lines he felt his public would not accept, despite Bennett's protestations that the play would be 'disembowelled'."

Just before a try-out performance More found Mona Washbourne, who played his mother-in-law, in tears after Bennett had spoken to her about her character. More insisted that Bennett be barred from the theatre.

Later a director came to Bennett's defence. "Alan felt that Mona was making the part much sweeter than it should have been and told her so. He dislikes sentimentality and sweetening up in any form. I'm sure he was artistically right. Anyway, it's easy to reduce actors to tears. I should know." 

 

Interestingly when I looked for some images for this post, there were none of Bennett and his actors!

 


 

 

 

Wednesday, May 21, 2025

4 June: Don Juan on Trial

 

This month we are going to try a famous French author, resident in Brussels.  Eric-Emmanuel Schmitt's Don Juan on Trial. 

 

The action takes place one night in a large manor-house in the middle of nowhere on the moors of Normandy. Don Juan is going to be tried by five women. They are all his former lovers and victims and they all want him to marry his latest conquest. Oddly enough, Don Juan agrees. Has life finally caught up with him?

Has the myth come to an end?

 

I hope you will enjoy it!

 


 




 

 

 

 

 

Friday, April 18, 2025

14 May: Travels with my Aunt by Graham Greene

 We last read this in 2019, pre-pandemic!

 

Travels with My Aunt by Graham Greene, adapted for the stage by Giles Havergal

Not just a play - also a film starring Maggie Smith.

While attending the cremation of his mother's remains, London bank manager Henry Pulling meets eccentric Augusta Bertram, a woman who claims to be his aunt and announces that the woman who raised him was not his biological mother. She invites him back to her apartment, where her lover, an African fortune teller named Zachary Wordsworth, is waiting for her. Shortly after she receives a package allegedly containing the severed finger of her true love, Ercole Visconti, with a note promising the two will be reunited upon payment of $100,000.
Augusta asks Henry to accompany her to Paris and he agrees, unaware she actually is smuggling £50,000 out of England and transporting it to Turkey for a gangster named Crowder in exchange for a £10,000 fee she can put toward the ransom ... and I will not spoil it for  you by saying any more!



 

Thursday, March 6, 2025

16 April: Go Back for Murder

  Please Note:  We will meet on 3rd Wednesday of the month in April


In April we will read Go Back for Murder by Agatha Christie 


Agatha Christie, of course, needs no introduction!

 

After receiving a letter from beyond the grave, Carla Crale believes her mother, who died in prison, was wrongly convicted of her father’s murder. In a passionate attempt to clear her name, she persuades those present on the day of her father’s death to return to the scene of the crime and “go back” 16 years to recount their version of events.   An unusual take on the traditional murder mystery, the action of the play slips seamlessly from past to present, examining the danger of relying on personal testimony warped by time, prejudice and perception. By studying each suspect’s testimony, and the various inconsistencies between them, the drama arrives at a disturbing and terrible truth.

 


 

Saturday, February 15, 2025

5 March: The Sailing City

 

This month we will be reading a play by a Belgian playwrite, Paul Willems.
 
My friend Malinda has introduced me to his work, and she writes:  Willems, 1912-1997, was born in Edegem, a suburb of Antwerp, on a domain called Missembourg, to a cultured, French-speaking family. His mother, Marie Gevers, was a novelist; and he learned to read from his grandmother, using Telemachus by Fenelon. He studied Maritime Law at the ULB, and after WW II, in 1947 he began to work at the Palais des Beaux Arts in Brussels, where in 1984 he became its Secretary-General. He travelled widely for his work, but was writing novels and plays at the same time. The first staging of one of his plays was in 1949; he wrote regularly throughout his life; The Sailing City won a literary prize in 1966 and was first staged in 1968. His most famous play, It’s Raining in My House, had been written in 1962, and was staged repeatedly thereafter (its first production was in Germany, where he became popular).
The playwright’s original style combined whimsy, fantasy, and word-play; but many of the texts have a darker undercurrent. The sea is frequently evoked, as well as Belgian cities like Antwerp and Ostend, which have seafaring associations.
 
Indeed, The Sailing City takes place in Antwerp, and I think that this may have been a familiar term for Antwerp, not entirely Willems’ invention. 
 
The play takes place in a brocante shop owned and run by Mr. and Mrs. King, both in their fifties. Mrs. King is however referred to as “Paysage”, because of her skill in selling oil paintings depicting the countryside. Paysage speaks succinctly, often leaving her sentences unfinished. They have an 18-year old daughter, Anne-Marie, who is in love with Dile, aged 25-30. Their shop employee goes by the name of Agreeable.
 
During the play, three other characters come into the shop: Josty, who has returned to Antwerp after an absence of more than 40 years; Fram, the same age as Josty, who “resembles a defrocked priest”; and Feroe, a florist and former lover to Josty all those years ago.
 
Although not a live character, an important feature of the play is a shop mannequin, referred to as Fenetre (she has often appeared in the shop window, although she is currently located inside).
 
The main plot concerns Josty’s decision, prompted by Mr. and Mrs. King, to marry Anne-Marie.
 
Characters
 
M. King: 50
Mme King: 50, nicknamed Landscape
Anne-Marie: 18, their daughter
Agreeable: 20-25, M. King's helper
Josty: 58
Fram: Nearing 60
Feroe: 60
Dile: 25-30, Anne-Marie's lover 


Paul Willems